Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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