Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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