I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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