I must be too annoying 4 u.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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