): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
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I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
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I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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