My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
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She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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