U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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