do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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