it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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