White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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