its not stalking. its research.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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