..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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