We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
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i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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