its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
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I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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