we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
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