I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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