I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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