I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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