I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I don't deserve a penis
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
