piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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