it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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