I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.