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(305): View more from Florida

1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge

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(314): View more from Missouri

First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.

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(518): View more from New York

i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina

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(507): View more from Minnesota

and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.

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(315): View more from New York

Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.

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(614): View more from Ohio

He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower

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(216): View more from Ohio

This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.

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(678): View more from Georgia

I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,

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(415): View more from California

My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect

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