You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
it's great music for shaving your balls
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''