I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
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I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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