office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
