Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
is wine microwaveable?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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