Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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