is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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