12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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