That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
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I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
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Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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