My hand turned me down
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
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Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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