Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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