it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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