I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
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It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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