i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
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Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
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I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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