My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
whose parrot is this?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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