Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
