Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
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I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
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You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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