no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
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Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
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its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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