One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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