it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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