I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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