Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
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Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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