Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
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Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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