i don't like sucking hair
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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