So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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