I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
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Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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