You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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