If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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