google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Randomize
