i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
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