And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Randomize
