I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
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will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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