Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
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My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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