I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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