Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
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Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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