he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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