i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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