I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
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The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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