Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
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