Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I'm sobbing to NWA
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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