So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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